老友记搞笑对话片段台词

Monica为母亲的派对供应食物。虽然中间出了一些小状况，但Monica还是用她精湛的厨艺征服了全体来宾，就连她挑剔的母亲也对她称赞有加，表示以后将会放心让她承担派对食物的供应工作。下面小编为大家整理的老友记搞笑对话片段台词，希望对大家有用!

老友记搞笑对话片段台词

Monica: Well?

Phoebe: They're not even touching the lasagna!

Monica: Really? !

Phoebe: Oh, they love your casserole.

Monica: Yes! !

Phoebe: It's hard to believe that just a little while ago this was nothing but ingredients.

Mrs. Geller: Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.

Monica: And you?

Mrs. Geller: I thought it was... quite tasty.

Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you...

Mrs. Geller: A bitch?

Monica: Well, I was going for “wrong”, but we can use your word.

Mrs. Geller: Yes, well, I was wrong, and I have to say you really impressed me today.

Monica: Wow!

Phoebe: Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica.She doesn't know we switched it.

Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer.

Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, don't bite your nails.

莫妮卡：怎么样?

菲比：他们碰都没碰意大利面!

莫妮卡：真的?!

菲比：哦，他们爱死你做的砂锅菜了。

莫妮卡：太棒了!!

菲比：真是难以置信啊，就在刚才，这还都只是些原材料呢。

盖勒夫人：好吧，看来所有宾客都喜欢吃你做的菜。

莫妮卡：那你呢?

盖勒夫人：我觉得……十分可口。

莫妮卡：那么，要是所有人都喜欢，连你都喜欢，那就真的是成功了。那这样的话，你就是……

盖勒：恶婆娘?

莫妮卡：哈，我本来打算说“大错特错了”，不过我们也可以用你说的那个词。

盖勒夫人：没错，我是错了，我也必须要告诉你，你今天的表现真的令我印象深刻。

莫妮卡：喔!

菲比：嗯，你或许就可以说她“莫尼卡上身”。(对莫妮卡说)她还不知道这已经引申出别的意思了。

盖勒夫人：下次你帮我供应食物，我的冰箱里就什么都不放，只准备冰块。

莫妮卡：这话对我来说真的意义重大。哦，妈妈，不要咬你的指甲。